Don’t Eat the Delphinium

Delphinium flowers

A new bouquet entered my world

with roses, two different pompoms,

eucalyptus stems—structural

—hydrangeas, and delphiniums.

As flowers do, after some days,

the delphinium shed some petals.

Reminded of my own old ways,

and thinking it looked edible,

I ate a tiny specimen.

It tasted delicate and plain

but didn’t hold my attention

enough for me to try again.

Some minutes later, my stomach

felt slightly odd, and I wondered,

could delphinium be toxic?

Sheepishly, I searched for answers.

Top hits: All parts are poisonous…

Two milligrams can kill human…

This toxic plant is dangerous…

How much does a petal weigh, then???*

Panicking, I purged it all out,

drank lots of water, and waited…

It was my lucky day, no doubt:

no symptoms eventuated.

All is fine, no need to worry.

As for a mistake this flagrant,

today’s lesson has deterred me.

…And it wasn’t even fragrant!!!

*A single delphinium petal weighs about 20 milligrams.

10 thoughts on “Don’t Eat the Delphinium

        1. Ha, count on me to forget the obvious example and think of an obscure one! I’ve had some good blueberries that were pretty sweet. I’ve also had bland ones, so it depends on luck and the season, I guess!

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  1. Yikes! Thank goodness you’re here to write the poem, Nose Prose! They’re beautiful flowers, no doubt. There’s a lovely arrangement/display of them at one of the gardens here in Brisbane. They have no scent like you say, but are visually striking.

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